At home, we have a book of Mad Libs that we bought and do once in awhile. These are the latest two we've done. Just thought I'd share...
Advice To Prospective ParentsCongratulations to all of you
slimy mothers and
crusty fathers. You are about to give birth to a/an
laptop. Remember, a happy child comes from a happy
junkyard. The arrival of your
candle will cause many
stiff changes in your life. You'll probably have to get up at four a.m. to give the little
button its bottle of
saucy milk and change his or her
remotes. Later, when he or she is
12 years old and able to walk, you'll hear the patter of little
lips around the house. And in no time, your child will be talking
briskly, and calling you his or her "
bone," and saying things like, "
SHIT!" right to your face. It's no wonder they are called little bundles of
booger.
My Dream GirlThe girl of my dreams has
flowing purple hair scented like
bottles. Her eyes are two
burly pools of
Mountain Dew. And her lips remind me of
scandalous knives. Her skin is as smooth and lovely as a/an
thickheaded cardboard, and she has a figure like
Kelly. When she enters a room, people always stare at her and say, "
PISS! What a/an
berrylicious woman!" Her sense of humor is always
simple, and people marvel at her
lengthy vocabulary. In my dreams I see her wearing a/an
cautionary dress and a diamond
calorie in her hair. I would gladly give up all my
sheep for one evening with this
serious female. Her name is
Kelly.